Here at the Dorito Ranch, we're on a mission to steal your snacks. Or rather, we're on a mission to steal your snack money.
Our top-of-the-line thieves, the infamous "Dorito Bandits," will stop at nothing to get their hands on your bag of Doritos. They're like ninjas, but with a crunch.
But don't just take our word for it. Here's some stats:
| Snack Type | Success Rate |
|---|---|
| Doritos | 99.9% |
| Cheetos | 99.5% |
| Pringles | 95% |
Our experts have developed a new technology to sniff out the perfect snack-to-money ratio. It's called "Snack-O-Matic 9000." And we're not just talking about any ordinary snack-to-money ratio. No, no. We're talking about a ratio that'll make your head spin.
Want to see it in action? Click here.
