Popcorn Recipe Engine - Meeting 44

Recipe #4: "The Meeting That Should've Never Happened"

This meeting was a mess, but the snacks were on point.

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Ingredients:

1 cup popcorn kernels
1/2 cup regret
1/4 cup existential dread
1/4 cup pointless small talk
1 tsp desperation

Instructions:

Melt 10 minutes of your life away in a sea of meaningless discussion.
Add a pinch of "I should be doing something else."
Pour in a cup of "I'm not really here for this."
Top with a sprinkle of "Can we just get this over with already?"
Stir in a dash of "I'll just pretend to pay attention."