Meeting 44: Snacks for Popcorn Engineers

Step 2: Prepare the Cheese Sauce of Despair

Also known as "The Engineer's Tears," this is the most crucial step in the Cheesy Pasta Bites process. It requires precision, focus, and a hint of existential dread.

Ingredients:

• 300 grams of despair
• 150 grams of regret
• 100 grams of existential crisis

Instructions:

1. Microwav the despair in a saucepan over a low flame.
2. Add 150 grams of regret, and stir until fully incorporated.
3. Stir in the existential crisis, but beware: too much of a good thing can be a recipe for disaster.
4. Serve over a bed of pasta, garnished with a sprinkle of hopelessness.

Next Step: Step 3: The Engineer's Tears of Despair

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try: Step 3.5: The Existential Crisis Sauce (not for the faint of heart)