Popcorn Recipe Engineers' Secret Guide to the Perfect Popcorn

The engineers at Meeting 44 have cracked the code on the perfect popcorn recipe. It's not just any recipe, it's a guide to engineering-grade popcorn that'll make you question your existence.

Here's the secret:

1 cup of high-quality, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, soy-free, lactose-free popcorn kernels.
2 tablespoons of artisanal, small-batch, hand-harvested olive oil.
Pinch of salt (preferably Himalayan pink or artisanal sea salt).
1/4 teaspoon of engineer-approved, precision-crafted, proprietary seasoning blend.

Now, here's where the magic happens:

The Hat-Trick

It's a secret ingredient that only the most skilled engineers know. It's a dash of creativity, a pinch of genius, and a whole lot of luck.

Here's the trick: while waiting for the popcorn to pop, simultaneously solve the following equations:

E=mc^2
1+1+1+1+1+1=?
π × √2 = ?

When you've cracked the code, add the seasoning blend and serve.

Enjoy your perfectly engineered popcorn!

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