ประก Warning: Robot Pretzels are not toys. They are highly advanced, potentially lethal snacks.
| Guideline | Description |
|---|---|
| 1. Never touch the robot pretzel with your bare hands. | Use tongs or a mechanical claw to handle robot pretzels at all times. |
| 2. Keep robot pretzels away from children and pets. | They may attempt to eat them, which could result in catastrophic consequences. |
| 3. Do not attempt to reassemble or repair robot pretzels. | This will only lead to a series of unfortunate events. |
| 4. Store robot pretzels in a secure location. | Protect them from unauthorized access and potential theft. |
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Disclaimer: The above information is provided without warranty, express or implied. Robot Pretzels are a fictional product and do not exist in reality. However, if they did, this would be the safety manual.