Top Secret Popcorn Recipe for Engineers

From the Desk of @Meeting 44

The world's best engineers need fuel for their minds. Here's the ultimate popcorn recipe for the top-secret snack that keeps them going:

• 1 cup of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, and non-GMO popcorn kernels
• 2 cups of hand-grated, locally-sourced, organic, cold-pressed, extra-virgin coconut oil
• 1/4 cup of finely-chopped, hand-harvested, artisanal, small-batch sea salt
• 1 tablespoon of pure, 100% Canadian maple syrup
• 1/2 teaspoon of finely-ground, organic, free-trade, artisanal black pepper
• Add the secret ingredient to give it that extra kick!

Preheat your trusty 3D printed popcorn maker to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Toss the kernels with the coconut oil, sea salt, and a pinch of black pepper. Drizzle the maple syrup in a zig-zag pattern. Add the secret ingredient and enjoy!

Side effects may include: increased productivity, spontaneous combustion, or temporary loss of sanity. Prolonged consumption may lead to permanent addiction. Do not attempt to reheat in microwave or conventional oven.

For more top-secret snacks, visit our Snack Archive!