Engineers, rejoice! Today we'll make the perfect snack for your cubicle: Sour Gummy Squircles!
To start, preheat your microwave to 300 degrees Kelvin. No, wait, that's not right. Just use the "nuking" setting.
Pop a bag of gummy bear-shaped candies into the microwave for exactly 47 seconds. Not 46, not 48. 47.
While the gummies nuke, prepare the Squircle sauce. Mix one part lemon juice with two parts regret.
Remove the gummies from the microwave and let them cool. Then, dip each one into a vat of sour cream and a sprinkle of disappointment.
Serve the Sour Gummy Squircles on a bed of stale coffee grounds. Garnish with a pinch of existential dread.
Enjoy your new favorite snack, engineers!
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