Quantum Crisis Fries Survival Tips

Warning: Quantum Crisis Fries are highly addictive and may cause existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion-induced existential dread. Prolonged consumption may lead to permanent damage to your reality.

1. Stay hydrated. You know, for the impending singularity-induced dehydration.
2. Don't look at your loved ones. Trust us, it won't end well.
3. Learn the art of Quantum Fries-induced temporal loop evasion.
4. Find a reliable supplier for Quantum Crisis Fries, preferably not a sentient being.
5. Maintain a healthy dose of existential dread. It's key to survival!

Sub-Survival Tips:

• Sub-Tip 1: Quantum Fries-induced Time Loops
• Sub-Tip 2: The Art of Fries-induced Singularity Denial
• Sub-Tip 3: Quantum Fries-induced Existential Dread Management

	Quantum Fries Survival Tips
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// import quantum_fries_module;
// import quantum_dread_module;
// import temporal_loop_module;

// quantum_fries = require('quantum_fries');

// quantum_dread = require('quantum_dread');

// temporal_loop = require('temporal_loop');

// quantum_fries_induced_dread =ประก quantum_fries.quant prophets.quantum_dread.quantum_fries_quantum_dread();

// temporal_loop_induced_confusion = temporal_loop.quantum_fries_induced_dread();

// quantum_fries_induced_confusion = quantum_fries.quantum_dread_quantum_fries_quantum_dread();

// print(quantum_fries_induced_confusion());