Welcome to the Quantum Crisis Fries Support Group
We're here to help you navigate the existential implications of consuming Quantum Crisis Fries.
These fries are not just any fries. They're crispy, they're flavorful, and they're possibly sentient.
As a member of this support group, you'll learn how to:
- Recognize the symptoms of Quantum Crisis Fries Overload (QCF-O)
- Develop coping mechanisms for dealing with the existential dread of being a snack
- Share your experiences and connect with others who are also struggling with the Quantum Crisis Fries conundrum
Don't worry, we've got resources and expert advice from the Quantum Crisis Fries Therapist, Dr. Frites McDougall, Ph.D.
So, take a deep breath, grab a handful of Quantum Crisis Fries, and join us in this journey of self-discovery and snacking.