Quantum Crisis Fries

Warning: Consuming these fries may cause temporary destruction of the fabric of space-time.

Causes:

• Entropic Overload - Fries contain so much excess energy they may spontaneously combust in your stomach.
• Super-Sourness - Fries have been known to curdle milk at a molecular level.
• Quantum Fluctuations - Fries may randomly switch between crispy and soggy state.

Side Effects:

• Temporary blindness from staring at the fries.
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "WOOHOO!"
• May cause spontaneous human-computer interface.