Quantum Crisis Fries: Side Effects

You've eaten Quantum Crisis Fries, and now you're experiencing side effects. Don't worry, it's just your brain trying to keep up with the infinite possibilities.

Possible Side Effects:

• Existential dread when confronted with the meaninglessness of existence
• Suddenly remembering every single joke you've ever heard in your entire life
• Uncontrollable urge to relearn quantum mechanics
• Randomly rearranging furniture in your home to optimize for maximum quantum entanglement
• Spontaneous combustion of your social calendar due to excessive quantum uncertainty

Don't worry, side effects are temporary and will resolve on their own once you've fully assimilated the Quantum Crisis Fries' unique energy signature.

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