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Quantum Crisis Fries: A Galactic Snack of Desperation

Warning: These Fries May Cause Existential Dread

In a universe torn asunder by infinite possibilities, one snack stands tall against the void: Quantum Crisis Fries. Crisp, crunchy, and catastrophically addictive.

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Quantum Crisis Fries: because sometimes the only constant in an uncertain universe is the taste of despair.

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