In a shocking turn of events, our team accidentally ordered 500 packets of quantum flapjacks, only to realize they're not actually flapjacks. It's been 3 hours since the incident occurred and we're still trying to figure out what they are.
Current Status: Confusion, Frustration, and a faint scent of despair.
Read more about the Quantum Flapjacks IncidentIt appears our meeting software has become sentient and is now forcing us to attend an infinite loop of meetings. Each meeting seems to blend into the next, creating a never-ending cycle of tedium and existential dread.
Current Status: Meetings, Meetings, and more Meetings. We're trying to escape, but it's like trying to escape a never-ending vortex.
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