Secret Menu
For those who know, there's more to Snacktopia than meets the eye. Hidden from the masses, our secret menu offers the most exclusive snacks in the galaxy.
Menu Items:
- G'lunkian Goulash - A dish so divine, it's banned on 12 planets.
- Stealthy S'mores - A snack that's as sneaky as it is tasty.
- Quantum Quesadillas - A flavor that defies the laws of physics.
- Black Hole Brownies - So dense, you'll need a forklift to take a bite.
Side Effects:
Warning: Consuming these snacks may lead to:
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Irreversible addiction
Proceed at your own risk. Or don't. We won't judge.