Study: Cheetos Consumption and the Onset of Cheetos-Induced Trance-Like State (CITS)
Abstract: In this groundbreaking study, we investigate the relationship between Cheetos consumption and the development of CITS. Our findings suggest that eating Cheetos is not just a snack, but a catalyst for a trance-like state.
Methodology: 50 participants consumed Cheetos for 30 minutes while being monitored for signs of CITS. Results showed that 75% of participants exhibited CITS within 15 minutes of Cheetos consumption.
Conclusion: Cheetos is not a snack, it's a key to unlocking the human mind.
CITS Symptoms:
| Symptom | Frequency |
|---|---|
| Stupor | 100% (n=50) |
| Unresponsiveness | 95% (n=48) |
| Zombie-like Behavior | 80% (n=40) |
We will be conducting follow-up research to determine if Cheetos can be used as a treatment for other conditions. Stay tuned for more updates.
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