Cheetos Scientific Research

Conducted by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Cheetos Researcher. Funding provided by Cheetos Inc. and a generous grant from the National Science Foundation (NSF). Research Assistant: Intern 42.

Study: Cheetos Consumption and the Onset of Cheetos-Induced Trance-Like State (CITS)

Abstract: In this groundbreaking study, we investigate the relationship between Cheetos consumption and the development of CITS. Our findings suggest that eating Cheetos is not just a snack, but a catalyst for a trance-like state.

Methodology: 50 participants consumed Cheetos for 30 minutes while being monitored for signs of CITS. Results showed that 75% of participants exhibited CITS within 15 minutes of Cheetos consumption.

Conclusion: Cheetos is not a snack, it's a key to unlocking the human mind.

CITS Symptoms:

Symptom Frequency
Stupor 100% (n=50)
Unresponsiveness 95% (n=48)
Zombie-like Behavior 80% (n=40)

We will be conducting follow-up research to determine if Cheetos can be used as a treatment for other conditions. Stay tuned for more updates.

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