MEETING ADJOURNMENT PROCEEDINGS

A Report on the Unproductive Wasteland that Remains

Adjournment Resolution: A Descent into Madness Adjournment Protocol: A Guide to Properly Wasting Time

A special thank you to the meeting organizers for creating this opportunity for unproductive stagnation.

And to the participants, for their valiant efforts to make the most of it.

Adjournment Resolution: A Descent into Madness

It appears that the meeting has been adjourned due to a lack of progress. The team will reconvene at the same time tomorrow, with the same agenda, and the same lack of progress.

In the meantime, please take some time to reflect on your actions, and consider the possibility that you may have been contributing to the problem.

A special task force has been established to investigate the root cause of the meeting's stagnation. Your participation is encouraged.

Adjournment Protocol: A Guide to Properly Wasting Time

Step 1: Arrive late, and pretend you meant to do so.

Step 3: Take an extended break, to attend to some 'urgent' matter.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3, until the meeting is adjourned.