It's not just a crisis, it's a lifestyle. And, honestly, I'm not really sure how I ended up in charge of this mess.
We've got debris scattered everywhere, a faint scent of despair wafting through the air, and a 50% chance of spontaneous combustion. Just another Tuesday.
As the designated cleanup expert, I've got my trusty hazmat suit, a pair of gloves, and a can of "I Told You So" spray paint. Because, why not?
Want to see our fancy emergency response equipment?
Check out our hazmat suit collection! Oh, and don't forget to file your insurance claim. If you can find your way out of this mess.