Meeting 6: The Inevitable Disaster
Agenda:
- 6:00 PM - Arrival and Realization that We're All Going to Lose Our Sanity
- 6:05 PM - The First Task: "Who Ate the Last Donut?"
- 6:15 PM - The Second Task: "Why Is the Microwave On Fire?"
- 6:30 PM - Break: "Who Needs a Break?"
- 6:45 PM - The Third Task: "How Do We Get the Coffee Machine to Stop Making That Noise?"
- 7:15 PM - The Final Task: "Who Locked the Dog Out of the Office?"
Note: Please arrive prepared to lose all sense of reason and logic. Coffee will be served, but it's probably cold.
Proceed to Meeting 7: The Unrelenting Madness