Notes from the Donut Shop of the Future
The year is 2154 and the world is running out of coffee. The Donut Shop of the Future has been working on a solution: the Jazz Donuts. These aren't just any donuts, folks! They're made with the finest imported quantum-entangled sugar and a dash of moonbeams.
We've had some issues with the Quantum Sugar, but we're working it out. In the meantime, enjoy these tasty treats and remember: Moonbeam Madness is just a rumor.
Side effects of consuming Jazz Donuts include but are not limited to:
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