Meeting Adjacency Syndrome
It's a condition where you can't tell if the meeting is over or just getting started. Symptoms include:
- Unending small talk
- Endless Powerpoint presentations
- Unrelenting optimism about "synergy" and "disruption"
Treatment Options:
- 1. Denial Therapy: Refuse to participate
- 2. Powerpoint Withdrawal Program: Create your own presentations
- 3. Synergy Support Group: Find people who also hate meetings