Meeting Adjacent Activities Spectrum
Ergonomic Chair Adjustments
Fine-tuning the perfect ergonomic chair settings to ensure optimal meeting comfort.
Sipping Coffee While Staring
Engaging in deep contemplation by sipping coffee while staring at a blank wall.
Fidget Spinning in Meetings
Utilizing a fidget spinner to channel one's inner child while adulting in meetings.
Grooming One's Beard
Maintaining a dignified appearance by expertly stroking one's majestic beard.
Scribbling Meeting Notes
Creating cryptic, illegible meeting notes by using a Sharpie and an overzealous hand.
Faking Engagement
Masterfully feigning interest while secretly counting down the remaining minutes until the meeting's conclusion.
Sizing Up the Competition
Evaluating the relative threat levels of one's coworkers based on who ate the last donut.