Secretly Checking Emails

Why bother with actual work when you can check emails?

Meetings are so last season. Why bother with actual productivity when you can spend your time reading about how someone's dog ate your lunch or that the copier is out of ink?

Pretend you are at work but not really Actually do nothing but look good while doing it

Don't worry, we won't tell.

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