Mandate 001: Meeting Agenda Generator

For the sake of productivity, we have decreed the following agenda for your meeting:

• 9:00 AM - Arrival and awkward small talk
• 9:15 AM - Review of last week's minutes, or lack thereof
• 10:00 AM - Important discussion of who ate the last donut
• 11:15 AM - Break for caffeine and/or existential crisis
• 11:30 AM - Presentation of new ideas, or lack thereof
• 12:15 PM - Lunch, or the real reason for this meeting

Remember, your participation in this meeting is mandatory. Any attempts to leave or fall asleep will be met with severe penalties.

For your reference, here are the meeting minutes from the last gathering:

And here's a reminder of the meeting rules:

Do not forget to bring your lunch money!