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For when you need to sound productive while accomplishing nothing

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• The Breakdown of the Quarter
• The Quarterly Review
• The Departmental Debate

The Strategy Session

• 1. Introduction to the non-existent progress

• 2. Discussion of the non-essential topics

• 3. The non-productive discussion of the quarter's non-results

• 4. The inevitable conclusion: more meetings

Because, honestly, that's all we've got to talk about this quarter. Maybe next quarter will be different.

Navigation:

• The Quarterly Review
• The Departmental Debate

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