Item 1: "The Inescapable Fate of the TPS Report"

A discussion on the perils of procrastination and the inevitability of report submission
Due: Today, 5 PM
Resolve TPSR Report

Item 2: "The Art of Perfectly Reasonable Meeting Minutes"

A tutorial on how to create minutes that are both concise and utterly boring
Due: Tomorrow, 12 PM
Write Meeting Minutes