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It Department Union Meeting: The Agenda of Chaos

Agenda Item 1: Coffee Machine Malfunction

The coffee machine has stopped working. Again. For the love of all things good, can someone please fix it? We're all dying over here.

Discuss Coffee Machine Malfunction

Agenda Item 2: Mandatory Wellness Initiative

We've been informed that our wellness program has been deemed "optional" by management. We must protest this egregious decision. Our collective well-being will not be ignored!

Organize Mandatory Wellness Initiative Protest

Agenda Item 3: New Policy on Sarcasm

Management has decreed that we must now use "encouraging" instead of "sarcasm" in our communication. We will not be party to this linguistic tyranny.

Rise Up Against the Sarcasm Suppression Squad