Agenda for Today's Meeting
- 9:00 AM - Introduction to the Merit System Overhaul
- 9:30 AM - The Artistes' Union Demands (and why we won't back down)
- 10:15 AM - Break: Free Croissants for All
- 10:30 AM - Discussion on Point System Reforms
- 12:00 PM - Lunch: Provided by our Sponsors (read: the CEO's mom)
- 1:00 PM - Voting on Merit System Changes (don't bother, it's a done deal)
Remember:
- Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a creative genius" face for the CEO's mom's lunch
- Bribe the janitor with extra croissants for a good parking spot
- Complain about the lack of free time for "research purposes"