Artistes Unite: A Resolution of Merit

Resolution 001:

Article I: All artistes shall receive a minimum of 5% of the total funding allocated to any project.
Article II: All artistes shall have the right to free food, shelter, and a stable supply of craft beer.
Article III: All artistes shall be granted a 4-day workweek, with an additional 2 days for creative pursuits.
Article IV: All artistes shall have access to unlimited supplies of high-quality, artisanal coffee.
Article V: All artistes shall be protected by a comprehensive benefits package, including mental health services.
Article VI: The Artistes Union shall have the sole authority to negotiate with management on all matters regarding artistic merit.

Artistes Unite is committed to providing a better work life for artistes everywhere.

Join us in our mission to starve the merit of artistes no more!