Artistes Unite: A Resolution of Merit
Resolution 001:
- Article I: All artistes shall receive a minimum of 5% of the total funding allocated to any project.
- Article II: All artistes shall have the right to free food, shelter, and a stable supply of craft beer.
- Article III: All artistes shall be granted a 4-day workweek, with an additional 2 days for creative pursuits.
- Article IV: All artistes shall have access to unlimited supplies of high-quality, artisanal coffee.
- Article V: All artistes shall be protected by a comprehensive benefits package, including mental health services.
- Article VI: The Artistes Union shall have the sole authority to negotiate with management on all matters regarding artistic merit.
Resolution 001 Amended
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