Meeting Agenda: Merit Starving Artistes Unite!

Minutes of Misery, Point 1: Beggaringly Bad Merits

Today's agenda: discussing the utter lack of merit in our current system. It's a travesty! Our artistes are being forced to live on scraps, while the overlords of merit are hoarding all the funding.

Action Items:

• Item 1: Demand more funding for our underpaid, overworked art projects
• Item 2: Write scathing letters to the merit police
• Item 3: Organize a hunger strike outside the merit office building

Next Steps:

Hyperlink to Point 2: The Merit Police Are Coming for You

Hyperlink to Point 3: The Fine Print