The Merit Replacement Theory (MRT) is a bold new initiative to revolutionize the traditional merit system. Instead of being based on tedious, subjective evaluations, we've replaced the system with a rotating artiste of the month club.
Each month, a new artist takes center stage to redefine the meaning of merit. Our first artist, February's Artiste of the Month, has already redefined what it means to be "excellent."
Stay tuned for more updates on the MRT. We'll have a new artist every month, each one more absurd and wonderful than the last.
Or, you know, maybe just as absurd and not as wonderful. Either way, it's going to be a wild ride.
Frequently Asked Questions about the MRT.