Merit-Starving Artiste Union Bills

Proposed Overhaul

We, the Merit-Starving Artiste Union, demand a complete overhaul of our union bills to reflect the harsh realities of our existence.

Current Situation:

Bill Number Benefit Amount Effective Date
B-001 0.05 Merits January 2022
B-002 0.01 Merits February 2023
B-003 0.005 Merits March 2024

Proposed Overhaul:

Increased Benefits:

Our union demands a 100% increase in benefit amounts across the board, effective immediately.

Streamlined Processes:

We demand that all union processes be reduced to a simple, single-page PDF that can be filled out by our members in under 10 minutes.

Eliminated Red Tape:

We demand the elimination of all forms and the implementation of a fully digital system, accessible via the union's website.

Next Steps:

We will be meeting with management to discuss our demands and negotiate for a fair and just merit distribution.

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