Meeting Agenda for Jane's Departmental Bureaucracy

3-Bureaucratic Rituals for Success

Today's meeting will feature three essential rituals to ensure maximum productivity and minimum eye-rolling.

1. The Ritual of the Five-Page Memo

Each participant will be required to write a five-page memo detailing their thoughts, feelings, and random tangents.

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2. The Ritual of the Powerpoint Presentation

A 20-slide presentation will be created to demonstrate the participant's ability to use Microsoft Office.

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3. The Ritual of the Mandatory Lunch Break

A 30-minute break will be taken to recharge and refocus, because, let's be real, meetings are hard work.

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Remember to bring your lunch, because we're not paying for it.