Sunday Funday Agenda

9:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions

Egg Scrambles and Cereal

Consume copious amounts of eggs, cheese, and cereal to prepare for the long day ahead.

Read the Fine Print (Egg-Specific Dietary Guidelines)

11:00 AM - Morning Madness

Engage in 3+ hours of intense gaming, followed by a 30-minute break to rehydrate with water.

Level 3: The Final Showdown

12:30 PM - Lunchtime Lobotomy

Subject oneself to the mercy of the cafeteria's questionable meatloaf.

The Great Meatloaf Debacle of 2023