Today is Tomorrow: Emergency Meeting

Agenda for Today's Meeting

• 11:00 - Arrival of the Postmodern Apocalypse
• 11:05 - Discussion of the impending robot uprising
• 12:00 - Lunch: Canned tuna and despair
• 13:00 - Review of the "I Told You So" memo
• 14:00 - "The Future is Now" team-building exercise

Note: Attendance is mandatory. Failure to attend will result in being replaced by a more competent colleague.

Tomorrow's Agenda: The Prequel