Today's meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM. Present were Alpha, Beta, and Gamma. Apologies have been made to Delta.
Agenda Item 1: The state of the world was discussed. Conclusion: It's a mess.
Action Item 1: Clean up the living room. Due Date: Tomorrow.
Decision 1: The color scheme of the office should be changed to more accurately reflect the color scheme of a perpetual hangover. Due Date: Yesterday.