MEETING ESCAPE PROTOCOL

When the meeting descends into chaos, you need a plan.

1. Falsify your keyboard. Type "I've got a meeting" into every chat window, to confuse your coworkers.

2. Deploy your best "I'm on a deadline" face. This will give them an excuse to end the meeting.

3. Infiltrate the break room. Steal all the coffee. Leave a cryptic note: "I'm not a morning person."

4. Activate your emergency exit strategy: feign a sudden interest in the bathroom.

Phase 2: Advanced Tactics

Phase 3: Extreme Measures

Phase 4: Abandon All Hope

Phase 5: The Final Stand