Join us for our monthly gathering of individuals who have mastered the art of reading at a pace that defies comprehension.
Meet other like-minded individuals who can read an entire chapter in 20 minutes. No, really, it's 20 minutes.
Share your favorite strategies for reading the fine print, and learn from others who've spent years honing their slow-burning skills.
Tips for Speed Readers Who Can't Actually Read Quickly Slow Reader Anecdotes from the Field Our Approach to Slow Reader TherapyDon't forget to bring your favorite snack, preferably something with a lot of words on the package.
Meeting from the couch, naturally. Don't get up, we won't judge you.
Next meeting: 3 weeks. Same couch.
Previous meeting: We're still waiting for that guy to get off the phone.
Slow Reader's Anonymous is a non-profit organization dedicated to the advancement of leisurely reading.