Action Item 1: Buy More Coffee
Action Item 2: Discuss the Weather
Action Item 3: Take a Three-Hour Break
Action Item 4: Pretend to Be Working on Something
Action Item 1: Buy More Coffee
Because you can never have too much coffee. Discuss.
Buy More Coffee: The SequelAction Item 2: Discuss the Weather
Because talking about the weather is the only thing that matters.
Weather Watch: The Forecast for TodayAction Item 3: Take a Three-Hour Break
Because you clearly haven't had enough meetings yet.
The Break: Where Productivity Goes to Die