AGENDA ITEMS
- 9:00 AM - Arrival of the Free Donuts
- 9:15 AM - "State of the Union" by the CEO
- 10:00 AM - "New Employee Introductions" - a chance to make awkward eye contact
- 11:00 AM - "Breakout Sessions" - where we pretend to be interested
- 12:00 PM - LUNCHTIME - where we all secretly check our phones
- 1:00 PM - "Action Items" - because who doesn't love a good to-do list?
- 3:00 PM - Wrap-up and Departure