On February 15, 2022, the CEO of our company, Mr. Johnson, was ousted in a dramatic coup d'etat. It's not entirely clear what happened, but it involved a lot of shouting and a stapler.
As it turns out, Mr. Johnson had been using the office coffee machine to store his extensive collection of antique teapots. The staff was appalled, and the board of directors took swift action.
But that's not the whole story. It's rumored that Mr. Johnson's ouster was actually orchestrated by a cabal of rogue accountants, who were tired of his constant demands for "more spreadsheets."
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