The esteemed members of the Pizza Reform Council gathered on February 15, 2022, to tackle the pressing issue of pizza toppings. After much debate and heated discussion, the council voted to remove the scourge of pineapple from our collective pizza plates.
A motion was made by Councilor Johnson to add a 'Veggie Delight' topping to the menu, but it was met with fierce resistance from Councilor Smith, who argued that it was a 'gourmet abomination.'
Following the contentious discussion, a vote was held, and the council members narrowly voted to keep pineapple as a topping but with the condition that it must be paired with ham.
Resolution 1: Pineapple shall henceforth remain a topping on the menu but shall not be served alone. It must be paired with ham.
Resolution 2: The 'Veggie Delight' topping shall be rebranded as 'Not-So-Veggie Delight' to appease the masses.
Our next meeting will be held on March 15, 2022, where we will debate the merits of anchovies as a topping. Join us!