2021-01-02 Coffee Machine Debate Minutes

Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Sarah.

Topic: Should we get a new coffee machine.

John: "We should get a new coffee machine, it's been broken for weeks!"

Jane: "But I like the old one, it's so... quaint."

Bob: "Quaint? You call it quaint? It's a fire hazard!"

Sarah: "I think we should just stick with our current machine, it's still making coffee."

John: "But it's so slow, it's like watching paint dry!"

Jane: "That's the charm, it's like having our own personal coffee artist."

Bob: "I don't care about charm, I just want a cup of coffee."

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