The year 2021 was a wild ride, folks. We made some decisions that we can be proud of, and others that we'd rather forget.
Decided to replace the office coffee machine with a more expensive model that breaks down more often.
Reason: "It's a status symbol, really."
Result: The new machine has been on the fritz for 3 months.
| Decision | Result |
|---|---|
| Buy new coffee machine | Broken for 3 months |
| Set it on fire to see if that fixes it | Not recommended |
| Call in an expert | They laughed at us |
Decided to have a team-building exercise involving trust falls.
Reason: "It's fun, I promise."
Result: 3 team members are now afraid of heights, and one is still in physical therapy.
Decided to start a company-wide initiative to reduce meetings by 50%.
Reason: "We're a lean, mean team."
Result: Meetings are still 3 hours long, but now we just call them "stand-up."
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