Section 2: Parabolic Agendas

Subparabolic Agendas

Here be the meeting in the middle of nowhere. You've found us. We're glad you asked. We have agendas. They're parabolic.

Agenda 1: The Unnecessary Meeting

We're meeting just to talk. That's all. No real purpose. Just... just to meet.

• Learn more about the meeting.

Agenda 2: The Overplanned Agenda

We've planned out every minute of this meeting. Every. Single. Minute.

• View the schedule.

Agenda 3: The Completely-Off-Topic Agenda

We're meeting to talk about... actually, we're just eating pizza.

• Order a slice.

Agenda 4: The Agenda That Doesn't Exist

We're not even sure what this agenda is for. Maybe it's just a placeholder?

• Ask someone in charge.

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