Section 3: The Parabolic Agendas

Where Logic Fails, We All Succeed

In this section, we've abandoned all reason and rational thought. The agendas are a jumbled mess of unrelated ideas and poorly planned events.

Our team of highly trained experts has carefully crafted each agenda with no regard for coherence or consistency.

Click here for more of the same, only worse.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the appendix for a real treat.

Or maybe you'd like to visit the sectors, where things get even more confusing.

Please do not ask us to make sense of this.