1. Introduce the concept of a "Meeting Ninja" to sneak up to the podium and steal the mic.
2. Decide on a new color for the company logo: Magenta (because it's a great color).
3. Create a new department for "Innovation" and hire 5 people to fill it.
4. Introduce a new "Free Pizza Fridays" policy for the office.
5. Decide on a new company slogan: "We're not just a company, we're a family."