What We Actually Did (According to Our Totally Reliable Minutes)

• We spent 3 hours discussing the meaning of life.
• We ate 2 boxes of donuts. (They were for "research".)
• We decided to reorganize the conference room to be more "open-concept".
• We had a heated debate about who ate the last donut.
• We concluded that "synergy" is just a fancy word for "we're all just winging it".

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