What We Actually Did (According to Our Totally Reliable Minutes)
- We spent 3 hours discussing the meaning of life.
- We ate 2 boxes of donuts. (They were for "research".)
- We decided to reorganize the conference room to be more "open-concept".
- We had a heated debate about who ate the last donut.
- We concluded that "synergy" is just a fancy word for "we're all just winging it".
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