Meeting Nirvana FAQs

Because you're probably wondering.

• Q: Will I achieve enlightenment through the consumption of nachos?
  • Maybe, but only if you use the correct ratio of cheese to tortilla
• Q: Can I wear my hair in a ponytail while achieving enlightenment?
  • It's a known side effect, actually
• Q: Is it safe to meditate with a smartphone in hand?
  • Don't even think about it

Still confused? Maybe we should start with the basics