Weekly War Crisis Meeting

Notes

The CEO's coffee machine was hacked by the IT department again. We are discussing the implications.

• Coffee Machine Security
• Marketing's New Logo Ideas
• Upgrading Our Servers for the Apocalypse

Decisions:

• We will re-route the company's water supply to the break room to make our employees' days longer.
• We are considering replacing the current CEO with a highly trained AI to make better coffee choices.

Next Steps:

• Send an email to IT to fix the coffee machine.
• Call a meeting with Marketing to discuss their new logo ideas (again).

Confidential Meeting Notes