MEETING OF THE DAMNED

Welcome, damned souls, to the Meeting of the Damned, where the coffee flows like blood from the depths of the underworld.

Today's agenda:

• Soul Contract Signing: The Fine Print
• Eternal Damnation 101: The Basics
• Torture Chamber Schedule
• Soul Sucking Music Rotation: The Soundtrack of Suffering

About the Antagonist: A Brief History of Lucifer's Assistant

Don't forget to bring your pitchforks and your sense of humor!